![]() Have we learned nothing about "waste not, want not" from the time of want that was The Great Depression? (Based on what I witnessed during the great recession, I would say "no," but I digress.) Some offer very practical advice: "Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have." It makes good, economic sense, if you ask me. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling." So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. ![]() One of them might have been at the root of Obama's philosophy on how to succeed in America: I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." ![]() "I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. Some give us insight into why some people behave the way they do: Then there are others that kill me such as "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." Maybe I think it's so-so because I've heard it so much. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers." I don't know that doesn't do a thing for me.Īnd some of them were merely just fine like the classic "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw," which I always thought was overrated, and never understood why it was the go-to Deep Thoughts quote, but there it is. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. Not all of the quotes were hits such as "Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. At all.īut when it was on point, it was frocking on point! I rarely missed an episode in the early 90's when I was in high school, and that's the time when Jack Handey was doing his deal. It's too self-important, and it just isn't funny. I try to watch it once every year or two to see if it's gotten any better, and the last time was so agonizing that I couldn't make it through 20 minutes. The late 70's and early 90's shows were actually funny. The section during early 2000's ended up catapulting some really talented people into bigger careers, but even that period is just mediocre when compared to the other two, though I know of several people who disagree with that assessment. Other than that time and a couple of years in the late 70's, SNL sucks. This is a book of quotes that were shared on Saturday Night Live in the early 90's which is one of the two periods when the show was actually worth watching.
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